That's My Mamma... and her ITCHES

It's a definite snow day here ! ( more than 6 inches overnight)..
I have all the laundry caught up....the house is picked up....bills are paid...
And.....Since I am Fiercely avoiding any BIG cleaning and or organizing projects

aka.. Basement storage room, Drawers , closets, life)

I thought I would instead settle down with some mindless computer time..

Not that I don't have a myriad of useful productive things I could be doing...

Instead I choose to spend this time with YOU..THE INTERNET..

Now what to write about...

Tap.... Tap... Tap..

Well lets see....It's been a while since I've shared any That's My Mamma isms ...

So why not share Mamma and her itches.. No not the kind that require cortisone.. More like

If you cut your self.. You need a band-ITCH

If you are hungry ... You make yourself a sandw-ITCH... (or perhaps a ....sanGw-ITCH)

If you are sick ... The Doctor might prescribe an antibot-ITCH ....When you feel better and want to make a dress.. you could by your material at Jo Ann Fabr-ITCH.

that is of course unless you have the need to buy something in bulk.. then you may run up to

Cost -T- co

( Costco)..

Once there....

Be careful.. that place is pretty darn big.. and requires alot of walking.. by the time you get home your feet may swell up.. if so... you probably should soak them in SEPSOM Salt

(Epsom Salt)

Yeah... That's My Mamma... she can be pretty funny.

( even when she doesn't mean to be...)

Well....

Guess what....

She isn't the only one that says funny things... My daughter is pretty good at it too.

(Despite the fact I can't very often print the things she says..)

This little scenario isn't Too Bad.

Over the weekend I agreed to join her in running some errands.
About half way through we decided we needed something to drink .. so we stopped at a brand spanking new SONIC in our area.

As we headed for our next stop we both commented on how we couldn't believe that in the environmentally conscience times we live in.. Sonic was using Styrofoam cups.

Fast Forward...

Finished with number 3 of 14 errands

The walk back to our car had us shivering to the bone... The North wind was whipping us into frozen people pops.. and upon entering the car I breathlessly said

"My gosh.. That wind was absolutely horrid"..

to which Maria replied..

"No kidding.... it's like being bitch slapped by Mother Nature!"....

Sorry .. I had to laugh...

Then she says..

"Yeah it's probably our punishment for using Styrofoam Cups.."

Sarcastic Wit... wonder where she gets THAT from...Hmmmmm.

Just thought you'd enjoy a tiny glimpse of my little world

Have a great Day!

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